Here are the 20 Things We Learned About Glee:
01. Cheerleaders wear their uniforms all day long, everyday.
02. America needs sunshine and optimism.. and also, angels.
03. Single Ladies is the answer to a football victory.
04. You don't need enough training to be a nurse in public schools.
05. Ballads are male ducks.
06. Vaccination shots make kids stupid.
07. Living with hepatitis is hard!
08. Sunglasses automatically make you cool.
09. Mohawks are heritable traits.
10. Students are under no obligation to attend any classes except for physical education and glee club.
11. Dolphins are just gay sharks.
12. Glee club kids can read music sheets perfectly the first time, every time, regardless of whether they’ve ever even heard the song before.
13. You should go to a misogynist when you pull a hamstring.
14. Just because a school cannot afford wheelchair ramps or a bus with a wheelchair lift doesn’t mean it won’t blow cash on weekly elaborately-staged musical numbers with dazzling sets, pyrotechnics, and more costumes than a Vegas lounge show.
15. A 40-year-old alcoholic dropout will be allowed to re-enroll and be part of the glee club.
16. The square root of 4 is rainbows.
17. If you don’t know who Josh Groban is, you should kill yourself.
18. There’s nothing ironic about show choir!
19. Pregnant girls can do crazy dance moves.
20. Glee makes the impossible possible!
Oh, and..
One last important thing: Sarcasm is important, along with metaphors. Haha.
